I was playing Minecraft, and I decided to go north with no materials other than the items i already had in pockets. For two REAL days I have spent my time going nothing but north. I eventually reached an ocean and I jumped in and swam…and swam… I was running out of food and just as i was about to give up and drown myself, i stumbled upon the most amazing thing i have ever seen. An island of 1 block sticking out of the ocean with a red rose resting on top. Against all odds, that one rose grew on that one block. This has given me hope, and i must believe that against all odds, I too can live on. I must keep going.
that was the most inspiring thing i’ve ever read
EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND REBLOG, CAUSE THERE IS A FUCKING BABY OTTER PLAYING WITH A SET OF CAR KEYS ON YOUR DASH, OKAY?!
Sherlock Holmes, 11 months, deducing keys.
I just died of cute.
This isn’t kitty, but I know I’ve got some followers who’ll think this is adorable.
this is my hole. it was made for me.
The hole should go on into nothingness, you can clearly see where it stops. You should have dug it out until it was too dark to see the end
5/10 smart reference.
check your fucking privilege and do not police my effort you ableist piece of shit. after i began to dig that hole, i experienced an excruciating pain in my upper body. realizing that it was related to my mockery of the enigma of amigara fault, and that i had angered some sort of otherworldly demons, i decided to act fast and finish the hole to the best of my ability for the sake of the joke. unfortunately, i got this far before i realized that my limbs were disappearing rapidly and painfully. a scribe is writing this for me as i lose control of my tongue. i have no arms