Posted 7 hours ago
Posted 8 hours ago

deadrevolutionaries:

LOOK AT THIS CRAIGSLIST LISTING 

Posted 8 hours ago
Posted 8 hours ago

ALL THESE FANDOMS ARE JUST SUFFERING FOR SOME GODDAM REASON TODAY AND EUROPE IS JUST PUTTING THEIR BIG SPARKLY PARTY DICK IN AMERICA’S FACE AND TUMBLR’S ABOUT TO BE HANDED OVER TO YAHOO WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

(Source: channie-with-a-side-of-baekon)

Posted 8 hours ago
Posted 8 hours ago

1 sentence descriptions of different Anime

  1. Ouran High School Host club: God damn rich people
  2. Soul Eater: I'm gonna use this motherfucker to beat up that motherfucker.
  3. Fullmetal Alchemist: MY LEG
  4. Naruto: SAssSUUkKKkKKkEeeEEe
  5. Black Butler: Corset scene
  6. Death Note: I'm going to kill you all but no I'm a good guy I swear
  7. Tamako Market: MOCHIYUMMY!
  8. Bleach: ban..........KAI
  9. Kuroko no Basuke: gay basketball players
  10. K project: flaming homos
  11. Durarara!!: IIIIIZZZAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  12. Fairy Tail: nakama speeches
  13. InuYasha: must. make. sword. stronger... OMG KIKYO!
  14. Uta No Prince Sama: how gay can straight guys get
  15. Kaichou Wa Maid Sama: Perverted space alien
  16. No.6: Killer bees and homosexuals
  17. DragonBall: kamEHAME (two episodes later) HA
  18. Zetsuen no Tempest: i died like 30 fucking times but im still alive
  19. Tonari no Kaibutsu-kin: i love you loljk no wait i love you again
  20. Neon Genesis Evangelion: SHINJI GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT
  21. Angel Beats: we're all dead but we still keep dying anyway
  22. Cowboy Beebop: see u space cowboy
  23. Ao No Exorcist: im satan's son ps im gonna kill satan
  24. Hyouka: i'm...,,,cuRIOUS......
  25. Daily Lives of Highschool Boys: what the fuck is going on
  26. Tsuritama: i'm a fish youre a fish we're all fishes
  27. Gintama: neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon
Posted 8 hours ago

phantomofshit:

There are times I remember why I never draw fanart.

Posted 8 hours ago

cadaverousgallant:

pacolind:

        I was playing Minecraft, and I decided to go north with no materials other than the items i already had in pockets. For two REAL days I have spent my time going nothing but north. I eventually reached an ocean and I jumped in and swam…and swam… I was running out of food and just as i was about to give up and drown myself, i stumbled upon the most amazing thing i have ever seen. An island of 1 block sticking out of the ocean with a red rose resting on top. Against all odds, that one rose grew on that one block. This has given me hope, and i must believe that against all odds, I too can live on. I must keep going.

that was the most inspiring thing i’ve ever read

Posted 8 hours ago
etmoonshade:

hanging-inthe-balance:

egg-r0lls:

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND REBLOG, CAUSE THERE IS A FUCKING BABY OTTER PLAYING WITH A SET OF CAR KEYS ON YOUR DASH, OKAY?!
Sherlock Holmes, 11 months, deducing keys.

I just died of cute.

This isn’t kitty, but I know I’ve got some followers who’ll think this is adorable.

etmoonshade:

hanging-inthe-balance:

egg-r0lls:

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND REBLOG, CAUSE THERE IS A FUCKING BABY OTTER PLAYING WITH A SET OF CAR KEYS ON YOUR DASH, OKAY?!

Sherlock Holmes, 11 months, deducing keys.

I just died of cute.

This isn’t kitty, but I know I’ve got some followers who’ll think this is adorable.

(Source: groudon)

Posted 8 hours ago

pinesollux:

shady-bacon:

pinesollux:

this is my hole. it was made for me.

The hole should go on into nothingness, you can clearly see where it stops. You should have dug it out until it was too dark to see the end

5/10 smart reference.

1/10 effort.

check your fucking privilege and do not police my effort you ableist piece of shit. after i began to dig that hole, i experienced an excruciating pain in my upper body. realizing that it was related to my mockery of the enigma of amigara fault, and that i had angered some sort of otherworldly demons, i decided to act fast and finish the hole to the best of my ability for the sake of the joke. unfortunately, i got this far before i realized that my limbs were disappearing rapidly and painfully. a scribe is writing this for me as i lose control of my tongue. i have no arms